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Tiny balls man funny4/29/2023 ![]() ![]() I’m sure this was a lifelong pain for him. And I think he accidentally caught the look of disappointment/surprise on my face when I first saw him naked, and I could tell it cut him to the bone. Not only wasn’t he packing a suitcase, he hardly had an overnight bag, if you catch my drift. “A long time ago I was with a man and let’s just say that in the chess game of life, this guy was a mere pawn-not a knight or a rook, and definitely not a king. ![]() I don’t care-it’s their turn for body shaming! I guess it’s mean, but mean girls rule! Hit him where it hurts! I mean, you have to aim very carefully to hit him where it hurts because it’s so tiny, but hit him there anyway…lol!” “I feel like throwing up, that’s how I feel. Making fun of a man’s small penis is the easiest way in the world to destroy a man forever, and what girl doesn’t love doing that?” Anything smaller than a mouthful is not going into any of my holes. “What’s that saying about tits-‘Anything more than a mouthful is wasted’? Well, the opposite applies to cocks. Making fun of a man’s small penis is the easiest way to destroy him forever He said he could see how someone could laugh at it and think it’s funny, but he didn’t understand they’re revolting to even think about. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather large penis-about how small dicks are absolutely disgusting-and he thought that was funny. Not only was it pitiful, but it was really gross. ![]() I mean, we’re talking Tom Thumb if you know what I’m saying. “I’ve been with I think three guys who were severely undersized. They can call me ugly, but that’s just a matter of opinion, you know? But tape measures don’t lie. I can forgive a small dick, but to please me, a man has to have balls!” “Did you ever hear this joke about this woman and a man with a tiny penis were having sex for the first time and when he whipped it out the woman said, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that thing?’ And the guy replies, ‘Me!’ I would fuck that guy, no joke. I CAN FORGIVE A SMALL DICK, BUT A MAN HAS TO HAVE BALLS So I guess that only makes me half a bitch.”ģ. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I’d be uptight, too. He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. “I had a boyfriend who was less than blessed in the genitalia department. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I’d be uptight, too Who doesn’t? Small penises are hilarious! They’re a punchline all their own: Just say ‘small penis’ in front of a group of women, and they’ll all burst out laughing, because they’ve all known that one guy with a dick the size of a finger.”Ģ. Now, without further ado, funny and light-hearted gifts for men that'll make him LOL.Shutterstock / llaszlo 1. Humorous and down-to-earth gifts will help you break the ice and laugh together, and who doesn’t want those positive vibes when sharing a gift with someone? Of course, if he happens to be a truly funny guy who deserves an equally-as-hilarious present, then it works out even better. ![]() Giving silly presents not only makes the holiday shopping process more fun for you, it’ll also make your annual friend or family gift exchange so much more entertaining for everyone. Convinced? Check out our master list of 43 funny gifts for men, below! This shopping strategy is also super clutch when you have no idea what to get your boyfriend, dad, or male bestie, (because shopping for men is, quite possibly, the most challenging task to ever exist). In fact, some people on your list actually probably prefer silly over serious when it comes to gifts. We love personalized and thoughtful gifts around here, but not every present you buy this holiday season needs to be super sentimental. ![]()
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